Thursday, August 31, 2006

Carnage aside, i'd frickin' love one.





Constructor: Star Race Cars, 10639 Glenoaks Blvd, Pacoima, CA 91331 (818) 686-3350
Chassis: Carbon fiber composite built to FIA standards with 19 U.S. gallon fuel cell
Engine: 240 HP Mazda “Renesis” rotary engine with encrypted ECU including rev limiter, pit speed limiter, traction control, fuel trim.
Transaxle: Six-speed sequential with no lift shift
Suspension: Pushrod, inboard with two-way adjustable shock absorbers, adjustable rear sway bar, cockpit adjustable front sway bar. Front suspension tethered.
Cockpit safety: FIA headrest/side head restraint, compatible with HANS device.
Dimensions: Front track 61.5”, rear track 58.5”, wheelbase 100.5” and weight 1090 lbs.
Brakes: Cockpit adjustable bias, 4-pot alloy calipers, vented, floating steel discs.
Wheels: Front 9”w x 13”d, rear 11’w x 13”d, Forged aluminum, center lock
Features: Adjustable shocks, sway bars, brake bias and wing angles
Optional (Subject to testing and rules review): Data acquisition, traction control defeat, fuel trim control on steering wheel, pixel screen display


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Star Mazda Crash in-car
Star Mazda - 2006 Montreal Crash Accident
'68 Charger

Just because. I think when you're tired of quality tyre frying burnouts on public roads you're tired of life.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Mystery Aussie Smuggler spied in Carribean


Carthology presents exclusive shots of what appears to be some kind of eggman trying his best to broker a deal for some Australian fauna in the glamourous Carribean. Please pass on any information if you know the identity of this "Pants pirate" as here at Carthology, as well as our good friends at PETA and the WWF are trying to end the horror that is budgie smuggling.

Feel free to leave any information in the comments section. Sometimes it feels like a David Vs Goliath battle bringing these suave criminals to justice, but together we can do it.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Clerks II: NERDFEST 37



Last night along with Mrs Carthology and Sista Nic I attended the Popcorn taxi Clerks 2 premiere with Big Kev (US version) introducing the film.
As a diehard tubby one fan, one who even forgave the schlockfest that was Jersey Girl, I was a touch apprehensive.

My co-attendees were less worried about the film but were very much enjoying themselves with some quality people watching. The people you see lining up for a Kevin Smith premiere represent a true United Nations of Geekdom . I am positive you could have answered any trivia question in the world within the collective consciousness there as long as the question involved Television/Science Fiction/Comics/ Toys and televised science fiction comics about toys.


The State Theatre (the ideal locale for the next Jay Z clip with red velvet and more gold than an Aztec) was surprisingly sold out. There was even a red carpet with attendant papparazzi. Found myself wondering who the big stars would be: Alex Papps? Millsy? The blokes from the Curiosity Show? None the less, an excited feeling prevailed.

I enjoyed the movie immensely, I think it helped being with an audience that was well versed in the world of Leonardo, NJ. Crude, vulgar, sexist with plenty of foul language, pretty much ticked all the boxes for me. Like all of his movies post Clerks, there was undeniably a mawkish cheese factor however if you are looking for "quality drama" you'd be elsewhere anyway. I've always been a sucker for the genre of Where are they now? Ala Schools Out!/Degrassi Next Generation/Facts of Life Reunion movie and I think Kevin is equally so.

Without going into a thousand spoilers (the proposed titles Still Clerkin' & Passion of the Clerks will give a pretty good idea), Randal still has all the good lines, Dante still can't act and the movie centres around growing up.

This is best shown when Randal is involved in a longwinded (how 'bout that) argument that there is only one return, and is of the Jedi and not the King. Seeing his beloved trilogy usurped by a series of movies about walking "even the trees" by a new generation does not sit well. I think this particular dialogue (especially as it involves the small dude with the big head from Alias) is up there with NERDALERT the discussion of whether independent contractors employed in the construction of the second death star where innocent victims of of left wing terrorists or indeed made their bed when taking on the job, from the original movie.

Mr Smith himself looked nothing like the character played by Brad Pitt recently. He wore the ubiquitous trenchcoat, shorts and vans, looking every bit the tubby bitch he professes to be.
We didn't stay around for the Q & A session post film, by this stage the ladies' attention and needs were focused on Portuguese chicken products. I had a nagging case of impending doom with the Q & A, visualising questions asked in the key of Comic Book Guy. "worst sequel.....ever"
On introducing the film Kevin seemed to be generally stoked that Australia was indeed down with the View Askew universe, and throughout the screening many a genuine guffaw and even the odd uncontrolled snort could be found. Sure, it was no Happy Scrappy Hero Pup, but then again, what is.
Rating:
Long term Kevin Smith fans: ****
Date movie: ***
Hillsong Youth Group looking for uplifting good clean fun: *1/2

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Ernie & Denise














I came across an ad for this concert (also luckily available on CD from ESSGEE records) in the SMH yesterday. Please know I 'm not here to rubbish Julie. As all correct thinking Australians know, if it's an important event Anthony, J is an automatic selection for anthem duties. World Cups, Olympics, Commonwealth Bank Cup Netball minor semis, Group 10 rugby League pre season tourneys and school swimming carnivals have all felt the magic Julie touch. If you are unfamiliar with Julies great work on stage as well as a Gra Gra /Bert duo with a large green dragon, check it out. When it comes to National anthems she is basically like Mike in a # 23 Bulls singlet. Give her the ball and get the f&#k out of the way.

Simon Gallaher has also done his part. This countries ability to stage a quality production of Pirates of Penzance, and many other G&S favourites , is inextricably linked to having Simon on board. Personally, I enjoy musicals to the same degree as student protest street performance art, but hey, whatever floats your SS Pinafore.

What struck me was the title. "Together at last". Is this really an event we have been panting to see. Has it taken a special envoy, prime ministerial influence or changes to ACCC policy to make it happen? Have we had to engage the services of Jordanian trucking companies, grease the wheels of Swiss banking cartels and branch stack whaling commissions to get this event to the stage?

If you have tickets, enjoy. I'm now scanning the pages to see what can top it. Maybe Jackie Love & Ian Turpie or Rhonda Burchmore & John Blackman are just waiting in the wings to see if it is their time to come together and dive into the seemingly neverending bucket of baby boomer disposable cash.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Banksy.











If you value a fulfilling life grab a copy of WALL & PIECE, the bright and shiny brand new "coffee table" book from BANKSY. His exploits are legendary, especially the self installation of his work at places like the Tate and Brooklyn Museum. I am such a fanboy of his work.

Most of these come from www.banksy.co.uk, there is stuff of his everywhere. Check out the series by Perry Farrell on Youtube in which he talks about Banksy with Mr OBEY Shepard Fairey. http://www.youtube.com/user/lollalives

Friday, August 11, 2006

OK go- Here it goes again.






Thanks to the fish that saved Pittsburgh(tm) for this video, almost makes you want explore the much underappreciated art of treadmillery. Who knew that fitness first was really a giant performance art space. The cool calm spangly suit hands behind skating style is genius.

It got me thinking, what would Brian Boitano do.
Well as it turns out, this:

This piece of "taa-daa" comes from Harlick Skating Boots, a great company that by all accounts is the premier supplier of quality skating footwear. I love this photo. Poise, Performance, Pants.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

64 slices of American cheese

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

'cause it's census night, and the feelings right.



Deck the Halls, pull out the sunday best and come on down, it's Census 2006. There must be statisticians throughout this wide brown land with half a bar, just thinking of Australians everywhere ticking boxes.

Doesn't seem to be the same push as last time for novelty value, the Jedi religion lobbyists pushed aside like Jar Jar at a Star Wars convention. After studying the document, I think the chance for real change is in the employment questions.

Just see how the ACTU would prick up its ears if all of a sudden there was 100,000 jizzmoppers working in Australia. I can see Greg Combet now, castigating Howard et al for the goverments continued avoidance in dealing with the very real problems faced by Australias' battling moppers. It could be the making of a whole new award, not to mention a plethora of unique penalty rates and allowances..

Anyhow... Happy Census

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Dammm.... I want a trans am




Thanks to the Hammonator for these glorious shots. They come from www.tran-amseries.com and really hark back to an era when the price of petrol was irrelevant, small cars were seen as downright suspect and there were dudes named Parnelli with more than a handful of lock on.


"The Trans-Am was a no-holds-barred, highly competitive series. We had the best American drivers, we ran on the best North American circuits, and we drove cars that were spectacular to watch and that the fans could easily identify with. The Trans-Am was the greatest road racing series that has ever been run over here..."
-- Parnelli Jones

Thursday, August 03, 2006

More than Words




I Got Cha Money


Rising interest rates, a topic ripe for that special "light" touch of An Affair Today, Currently and Tonight etc. I've always loved their technique of dragging out an expert who is shot walking to the office, studiously looking at files, and putting lever arch folders on shelves.
Apart from being dead, the man beside, ODB aka Dirt Mcgirt aka Russell Jones is your perfect go to man in this situation.
I don't want to hear doom and gloom from a chap in a cardie
and dodgy glasses, I want a mumbling ramble and suggestions of Cristal to solve all ills. Don't tell me budget and save, spruik bling and the Bahamas.