8 is enough

The top , in no particular order, variants of carth@XXXX.com.au that have made it through to my junk email box recently.

caroltate@
carpet@
cartref@
carpend@
carteg@
cartman@
carpets@

and my personal favourite
carports@

As much as i enjoy receiving endless offers of increased wages/credit/c#ck, the highlight is always when something is titled: Hey Carports! want to increase your size 2 to 6 inches.

When you think about it, in c#ck size it's a big deal, but for the average carport, wacking on a couple of extra inches is not going to impress many.

BAPE shall not kill BAPE

This is what happens when kids just love forking over wads of yen/dollars/pounds/euros/junk bonds etc for your hoodies and kicks.

Massive respect to anyone who is willing to go down the "i will have a garage in the living room" road. Found this video( i think it is BBC corrspondant Jonathon Ross?) at Fatlaces.

For those called Peter Brock (CANNON), We salute you.

I love turbo

Had a crackin' day down at Wakefield Park race track with Chopalot and the Hammonator recently. If you have a need for speed, and homoerotic Tom Cruise journeys are not your bag, this circuit comes highly recommended. Over the last few years I've been lucky enough to partake in several days here and have 'kin enjoyed myself immensely in all manner of vehicles.

This time took the fairly box fresh MPS 3 which performed admirably. Milk and juice may only come in 2 litres for the V8 lover, however the 190kw and more importantly the 380 newton metres of torque certainly brought home the bacon. Just over a tonne of fun.

As always the Hammonator Mx5 was fast and smooth (just like Troy Corser), and Chopalots Millennium Falconesque Familia GTR was its' normal "Go balls out Cru" lightning fast. 3 Mazdas, all turbo, all completely different to drive and all home without breaking anything!

Wait for the movie, Fast and the Furious 4: Hot Goulburn Nights

Check out the circuit at www.wakefieldpark.com.au

Guess the video game theme

If you owned a gameboy, or rode public transport, this Russian folk tune will be burned into your brain. Props to my cousin Gus, who was unquestionably the master of block arrangement.

Random Ad goodness

check out the Nike "chalk" ad through:
www.footlocker.com.au

For those who like their M.C. Escher rad.