Jordan XXI

Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character?

I have blatantly stole this list from www.mcsweeneys.net Came across it on the ever fabulous and entertaining Caz in Sweden adventure. I'm not sure if it's completly accurate, thought I remembered swearing viciously once whilst battling to put together a bedside Boromir.


Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character?
BY CALEY FELDMAN
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1. Faramir
2. Freden
3. Grundtal
4. Boromir
5. Molger
6. Galdor
7. Freda
8. Agerum
9. Babord
10. Frodo
11. Grima
12. Akurum
13. Brunkrissla
14. Sultan Högbo
15. Deagol
16. Grimbold


Lord of the Rings characters: 1, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11, 15, 16.Ikea products: 2, 3, 5, 8, 9, 12, 13, 14.

Le tour de Dubbo

Congratulations to all who completed the Zoo to Zoo ride last weekend. A gruelling journey from Taronga in Sydney to Dubbo. Much respect for anyone who is willing to don the lycra, and head over the mountains Blaxland, Wentworth and Lawson (now a prominent slip and fall law firm) style. A special shout out to Arabella who smashed the womens division, and also to Baron Von Wang who was indeed in a class of his own. I've been told over $10k was raised, 'kin awesome.
They even got to meet quirky* channel 10 weatherman Tim Bailey. Photos by Carthology and the Hammonator. The Baron appears for Stainmaster Carpets.

*insert your own description here

Speechless

Zuiikin English : Sankakukin Trouble


Many thanks to Count Doyle for todays touch of bizarroland. You know that this is destined to become a House dancefloor filler "I was robbed by 2 Men" this summer. By the time it gets to the Jamster mobile club as a ring tone you'll be just about ready to go Postal. Enjoy, and take what you want.

Carruthers Brothers

Daniel Sterling and Matt Emig - Team Form


You know that these dudes have been pulling this schtick in bad nightclubs across the world. This kind of tag team action hasn't been seen since the days of Rad (see July achive). Awesome.

8 is enough

The top , in no particular order, variants of carth@XXXX.com.au that have made it through to my junk email box recently.

caroltate@
carpet@
cartref@
carpend@
carteg@
cartman@
carpets@

and my personal favourite
carports@

As much as i enjoy receiving endless offers of increased wages/credit/c#ck, the highlight is always when something is titled: Hey Carports! want to increase your size 2 to 6 inches.

When you think about it, in c#ck size it's a big deal, but for the average carport, wacking on a couple of extra inches is not going to impress many.